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    • Half roleplay blog, half snark, half personal blog, and three fourths shit that amuses me.

    Expect to see: Homestuck, Pokemon, MLP, Ace Attorney, porn, minor amounts of political rambling, Doctor Who, Zelda, webcomics, shipping, smut, and copious amounts of snark.

    I also roleplay as four aged up lesbians. I focus primarily on Rose Lalonde, now 23 years old and in her fourth year of college at Vassar.

    Problem? Too bad.
    (All art belongs to other people. My art is atrocious: It's part of why I don't do an Ask blog. Owners reserve the right to force my happy ass to replace any and all images I use.)
    |021 notes| Monday, Feb 2 at 12:37 am
    via sardonicpuppeteer (originally sardonicpuppeteer)

    whiten01z asked: ((if everyone you met from now until forever wore brown belts with black shoes VS everyone having exposed belt loops.))

    sardonicpuppeteer:

    No.
    Nope.
    Jesus Lord in Heaven above, no.
    No to either of those things, I cannot abide by disgusti— 

    immense

    No.

    motherfucking

    No.
    Stop.
    Don’t do it.Everyone already knows.
    This is pointless.
    Utterly pointless. 

    cock-sucking

    I will beat the shit out of you if you keep fucking typing right now, I swear on Gramama’s grave you will never walk again

    (fuck off youre fictional) flaming 

    I hate you so much.
    You cannot fathom how much I hate you.
    Okay?
    Just.
    Field of Legos, now.
    March.

    ho

    I will cut you.

    mo

    SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    sex

    I WILL EVISCERATE YOU.

    ual

    Fuck, holy shit, someone trade me fourth walls.
    I hate this kid.
    I fucking hate him.
    Jesus Christ get me out of here.

    :3c

    NO.
    GET OUT.
    GET THE FUCK OUT. 

    (I love you both so much.)
    1. ascendedprotege said: ray youre a beautiful creature and bro he’s right terezi in all her rainbow gear making out with jade would have the homosexuality that you possess in a pinkie]]
    2. eldritchseer said: No but seriously this whole thing is perfection.
    3. whiten01z said: ((i will use my 4th wall powers to slowly destroy bro.))
    4. sardonicpuppeteer posted this