Hmm. I quite like maids, personally. Having spent a year thinking I wanted to do medicine, the typical nurse fantasy is kind of ruined by knowledge of reality.

(Agreed. I do approve of both outfits, but maids are sexier by far. AND more convenient: If you have easy access to a maid, you’re likely just well-to-do. If you have your own nurse, well… chances are at that point you aren’t going to be able to enjoy her.)

I dunno, I kinda like a good nurse… I mean, when you want to be in as good a shape as me, you tend to spend a lot more time around nurses than you do maids… and my house is PLENTY clean, so I don’t need some french broad in a skirt dusting.

von Karma: Whereas when you have a large house such as mine, you need a skilled staff of maids to keep the place as perfect as it needs to be. I do not get ‘sick’ like some foolishly foolish defense attorneys, so I hardly have need of a nurse.

???: I’ve spent a lot of time around nurses, and I must say, it’s more fun to dress like a nurse than it is to dress like a maid. Feels sexier, too.