February 2012
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Anonymous asked: qurl you should go have makeouts...
fine-wine-and-black-lipstick:
fourlesbianssuited:
They won’t, but I make no promises that I will similarly refrain.
Thank you, mother. Let it never be said that you’ve done nothing for your children.
You smile, resting a hand on her thigh to brace yourself as you lean in and press a kiss to her cheek, though with the way the room is moving, you may or may not end up kissing the corner of her...
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Anonymous asked: qurl you should go have makeouts...
fine-wine-and-black-lipstick:
fourlesbianssuited:
Rose: Admire DEM THIGHS. Compliment her on keeping in such good shape.
You have always been impressed at how fit your mother stayed, and it was no secret that you liked a good pair of legs. So, after the tights were off, you traced your eyes over those bare legs approvingly, eyes flicking back up to Violet’s after taking in her flesh.
Well, I...
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Anonymous asked: qurl you should go have makeouts...
fine-wine-and-black-lipstick:
fourlesbianssuited:
True… I imagine that if I were more sober, I might find such an innuendo awfully forward. But it seems apt at the moment. Here, let me help you, Mother.
Rose: Reciprocate.
You would hate to think that you were the only one being helped, and so you reach out, gently working the buttons of your mother’s jacket open as well, watching her for any...
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Anonymous asked: qurl you should go have makeouts...
fine-wine-and-black-lipstick:
fourlesbianssuited:
I imagine that being dead has its benefits, yes…
Particularly when you’re alive to enjoy them.
You smile, swallowing the drink and letting out a purr as the vodka slides down your throat, face a bit flushed, though whether it was from the alcohol, the sudden heat you were feeling, or something else, it was difficult to say. Finally, you...
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So Dante Basco found out about us...
exsexily-whorebible:
What if Nic Cage does… Or the Betty Crocker Corp. Or Liv Tyler. What if more celebs begin reading homestuck…. What if there are already celebs reading homestuck that aren’t dante basco….
(Imagine if you will, Nic Cage reading Homestuck.
Imagine further, that he gets to Act 5.
Imagine that, upon getting to Act 5, he develops a fondness for a certain spider troll.)
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Anonymous asked: qurl you should go have makeouts...
fine-wine-and-black-lipstick:
fourlesbianssuited:
Something tells me I won’t be the only one saying aaah.
If cirrhosis were going to have any effect on you, dear mother, it would already have claimed you. I think that your health is likely the least of your worries when it comes to drink.
You smile mischievously, leaning forward and pressing your lips to the glass, tilting your head back as...
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fine-wine-and-black-lipstick liked your post: Anonymous asked: qurl you should go have makeouts with yo mom. it’d be so haaaaawt
(Like that, did you? Was hoping someone’d catch that. <3)
piinboots asked: Just wanted to say that I loved...
rufiozuko:
thanks, doll… I really loved doing that project. I’m glad you appreciate it.
(I loved that movie so much.)
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Anonymous asked: qurl you should go have makeouts...
fine-wine-and-black-lipstick:
fourlesbianssuited:
I feel I may end up losing count. Not that that is a bad thing.
I felt it proper to ask, dear mother. I would hardly want to thrust a martini into someone’s face before they had even had the opportunity to enjoy their current one.
You slide a little closer, using the opportunity to hand the elder woman her drink, but you do not pull away,...
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Anonymous asked: qurl you should go have makeouts...
fine-wine-and-black-lipstick:
fourlesbianssuited:
The STRONGEST, naturally.
Rose: Note how attractive the senior Lalonde is.
Of course she is attractive: She is a Lalonde. And Lalondes are always incredibly classy and sexyfine. So it is no small wonder that you find yourself gravitating towards her, slipping closer and pouring two more drinks.
Another Martini, mother?
And perhaps a quick...
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My current Tumblr theme is the Karkat Vantas dash... →
Because I quite like the soothing grey colors it possesses.
In the corner there stands Karkat, mouth agape. You know the panel it’s from.
It shows up even as I make posts or reblog.
So I am having Rose drink and make innuendos in strikethrough that will likely lead to passionate Lalonde makeouts with the lovely and talented Violet Lalonde.
And down in the corner, Karkat is just….
...
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Anonymous asked: qurl you should go have makeouts...
fine-wine-and-black-lipstick:
fourlesbianssuited:
Perhaps, but until such time, we shall have this tradition, and keep it going strong.
Rose: Knock back another martini. Like a boss.
Obviously you do it like a boss. Were you not listening to that whole spiel about Lalondes being in charge?
The vodka must flow, and where we go from here, who knows? Likely Vi x Rose.
Indeed. It will be a...
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catisnotafurry:
aninterestingproposal:
thattokenbrit:
fourlesbianssuited:
catisnotafurry:
fourlesbianssuited:
catisnotafurry:
fourlesbianssuited replied to your post: 8 * 10 ( + 1 ) followers.
The game shall be an ero game, in which Kate attempts to seduce errybody, but ends up falling in love with Omo.
:|
(*Casually ships Omo/Kate. No regrets*)
I hate you.
Seriously I...
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catisnotafurry:
fourlesbianssuited:
catisnotafurry:
fourlesbianssuited replied to your post: 8 * 10 ( + 1 ) followers.
The game shall be an ero game, in which Kate attempts to seduce errybody, but ends up falling in love with Omo.
:|
(*Casually ships Omo/Kate. No regrets*)
I hate you.
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catisnotafurry:
fourlesbianssuited replied to your post: 8 * 10 ( + 1 ) followers.
The game shall be an ero game, in which Kate attempts to seduce errybody, but ends up falling in love with Omo.
:|
(*Casually ships Omo/Kate. No regrets*)
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murryyiffmas:
what did i do
(How is your dashboard red and black?)
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gamzius asked: Aw, get well soon! Also, that's tomorrow, right? Cool. I get home at 7, hopefully I'll be able to make it.
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whiten01z asked: ((if everyone you met from now...
sardonicpuppeteer:
No. Nope. Jesus Lord in Heaven above, no. No to either of those things, I cannot abide by disgusti—
immense
No.
motherfucking
No. Stop. Don’t do it.Everyone already knows. This is pointless. Utterly pointless.
cock-sucking
I will beat the shit out of you if you keep fucking typing right now, I swear on Gramama’s grave you will never walk again
(fuck off youre...
sassy-pansexual-nepeta:
i want to be on everyones blog
(ʘ‿ʘ✿)
rufiozuko:
I think I’m losing my mind… I’m actually understanding things here but at the same time I still don’t get it. Andrew, how ever you created this piece of art, I’m understanding it’s brilliant, it just might be too brilliant for my mind… I can’t believe I’m rereading this stuff.
And yes, I saw the “Hello Dante”… I greeted him on twitter… I have to admit, that’s pretty dope. I wonder if...
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sassy-pansexual-nepeta:
joshishollywood:
I realize this is sort of a big deal but still why are you guys treating Dante Basco like a zoo animal
:C
In which someone is surprised that ‘celebrity’ translates into ‘zoo animal’.
Where’ve you been the last… forever?
The pesterings.
Sounds like the subtitle of a movie sequel.
“Homestuck 2: The pesterings”
rufiozuko:
can’t believe I’m going back to read these “pesterings”!!!! arrrgggghhhh!!!! hahahah…
anything else I need to know?
You are a beautiful human being.
And also sometimes a winged troll.
funnylittlehiccups:
Caterpie and Pikachu conversing under the stars if basically the cutest thing ever.
How could anyone ever hate Caterpie? Misty is a buttface too (even though Gary is still the biggest buttface).
Pokemon: Season Buttface: The Liveblog
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gamzius asked: I missed the horror stream, didn't I? o:
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An Age Old Question | @shadows-of-flames
colonel-mustang:
It started because Riza was out for for her Sniper’s Evaluations for the month. And from there all work had gone downhill, and the five remaining men sat in mutual misery as the air conditioner strained to cool the hot room. Roy had removed his uniform’s jacket, rolled up his sleeves, and unbuttoned the top of his white collar shirt as he slumped over the desk at the head of the...
Dave
murryyiffmas:
rufiozuko:
Just met Dave. He seems cool.
dave is the best character in homestuck fight me
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friendlyneighborhoodspidertits asked: SPORTS
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rizzuwizzu asked: Maids or nurses. Go!
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Reblog if you want a topic for an arguement... →
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Anonymous asked: ☼?
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rizzuwizzu asked: ✞ Religious views, ♥ If you've ever fallen in love, ✌ Share a secret?
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funnylittlehiccups:
The second “Who’s That Pokemon?” was Koffing, which hadn’t appeared in the show yet, much less been named. Why?
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I thought I should make a deep and personal ask...
✞ Your religious Views?
✿ Relationship with your father?
❀ Relationship with your mother?
✩ Who is your most loved person?
☂ What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
❄ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
✖ Had your heart broken?
☛ Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
☁ Who do you miss the most?
✌ Share a secret?
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whorebible-tier asked: i thikn with that i mite just go with lets go again
Anonymous asked: "Couldve been better" or "2 outta...
meddlingfashionista:
I Highly Recommend You Get Out Before I Find The Need To Pull Out My Numerous Makeup Weapons
(This is even better if you read it in the Adam Sessler voice.)
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funnylittlehiccups:
“Spearows, do you know who I am?” No, Ash. No they don’t.
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whorebible-tier asked: ther r plenty of things id say: lets go again, you were good, wheres the cookies
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friendlyneighborhoodspidertits asked: Please, more tits.
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madoumonogatariarle asked: o.o This happened again.
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friendlyneighborhoodspidertits asked: You won't sue?
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friendlyneighborhoodspidertits asked: Sonic Rain 8oooooooom! <3